i will not drink vino again...

i keep getting drunk and embarassing myself (and possibly others). and this time i cant even blame it on my roommates and the rest of the cast because they`re all gone now...left for greece last night (i had to pass on spending 4 days on an island w/ them). i can blame them for monday night`s adventure that thanks to the taxi strike took half of us 2 hours to get to this bar-club thing that io and i thought really suck (we wanted a real club). but they loved it because of the really cheap drinks plus all the girls did bodyshots while one of the bartenders videotaped (another first for me). plus sketchy italians trying to kiss you after one dance or just rest their heads on your slightly exposed right boob (took me a minute to realize this one because i thought it was io or one of our drunk boys). besides the tequila and yager shots, we (read i) were gulping down sex on the beaches (delicious) and something blue (io) and just got really really really drunk...watched my roommate have a serious makeout session with one of the girl bartenders, played with some italian`s curly fro, drank half of M`s beer when he went to the bathroom and blamed it on froguy, and told C all, and i mean all, my business...i wasnt so sure we would make it back home without a taxi. but we did and it only took us a 20 minute bus ride and peeing behind a kiosk (not so easy at 4am drunk). didnt make the 8am trip to the vatican museum. didnt pay for anything either so wasnt that bad afterall. But getting drunk from 4 glasses of white wine at the restaurant next to our apartment building last night was horrible...the wine here, even the cheap house wine, is so good i cant help ordering it. the good girls left me in my empty apartment but of course i left again (even though i couldnt find my keys i just kept my door open) to go hang out with some other people because i wasnt tired yet and i was doing a really bad job drunk dialing people back home. i dont remember everything i said but i will definitely be avoiding certain people today. i will not drink vino again...i will not drink vino...i will not drink.